Funny Real Life Quotes
Funny Real Life Quotes. We go through life thinking we're invincible, but the truth is we're totally vincible. - That Seventies Show. ". Tact is for those who aren't funny enough for sarcasm.
Charles Shulz. "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.". - George Carlin. If you can fake that, you've got it made.". - Groucho Marx. "Light travels faster than sound. It doesn't work if it is not open.". - Frank Zappa. "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.". - Abraham Lincoln. "Life is like a sewer - what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.". - Tom Lehrer. "A day without laughter is a day wasted.". - Charlie Chaplin.
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Now." — Joan Baez. "There are compensations for growing older.
If you can fake that, you've got it made.". - Groucho Marx. "Light travels faster than sound. That's what people remember." - by Terry Pratchett. "Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings." - by Robert Benchley. "If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.". - Steven Wright say about life quote. "I find television very educational. You will never get out of it alive.".
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